Silver Coloured VINYL 
 
1. "Introduction" (instrumental) 0:37
2. "The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage"
2:54
3. "London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines" 3:23
4. "Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks" 3:23
5. "Camisado" 3:11
6. "Time to Dance" 3:22
7. "Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off"
3:20
8. "Intermission" (instrumental) 2:35
9. "But It's Better If You Do"
3:25
10. "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
3:06
11. "I Constantly Thank God for Esteban" 3:30
12. "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet" 3:16
13. "Build God, Then We'll Talk"
3:40